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2025-01-04
i keep forgetting that i should make something like this. skill issue honestly just read my thoughts¿ (joking)(the inverted question n exclamation marks wei use to indicate jest/general silliness) love yous too.
The Idea is to have several in circulation at once. it helps with the fluidity and smt smt stagnation is death smt smt misusing language is fun :)) maybe i'll update this if i remember to. keep feeding us anyway in the meanwhile
names in italics are internal use
| Name | Source | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| [legal name here] | The Narrative | it's still here. the problem is not with the name but with oversaturation. i let the unbeknown use it bc those aren't the regulars anyway. yous can too but i'd be surprised yous'd choose to |
| ath | Theo, ~May2022 |
afaik the first of ours. Theo labeled us Athens initially in 2020, then |
| Ferdaist | Mivärü conlangs | derived from ferþë "earth, land". pronounced |
| Jade | Amir, Sept2024 | maybe the first to be met with the question "what do You want to call me?". inexplicably a Homestuck name despite him having never been aware of the comic nor my obsession with it |
| Jane | the Gayble, Sept2024 | born of a game of twisters. also accidental Homestuck by a group of nons. literally a day after Jade as well. i choose to take this as a sign sent by DClussie themself. some like it, some think it's on a track towards retirement, i think that we have really little connection to Jane Crocker Homestuck in the first place. oversaturated |
| Desti | us, Oct?2024 | ex nihilo while attempting to classpect our friends. pronounced |
| Samara | us, Oct2024 | ex nihilo during a weird discomfort state at 4 am. retroactively pegged back to the river in russia (n 2nd syllable is stressed) |
| Hal | us, Nov2024 | from Halogen from the "Chemistry" fandom ultimately from ᾰλς. accidental Homestuck agAin i swear i wasn't even trying IT JUST KEEPS HAPENING. tbf to Jane, i've barely any relation to Hal either |
| The Proximum | us since 2024 | maybe the first formed for use among ourself. derived from proximal:: "close to the speaker" |
| pope | 2023? 2024? | wei are pope appointed by The Family. preferably in lowercase |
| kris | kris, jan2025 | gimme time ill update this |
| GA | Pesterchum, late 2023-nov2024 | this one Was actually used publically in sept-nov 2024 |
you'll find us flowing in n out of 1st person singular, plural, semiplural, and 3rd person past tense a lot. don't even worry about it let Us fuck around and find out.
i honestly cant give you help on disentangling that from reference to more-than-ourself plural or non-me 3rd persons
(the former fucks so hard it's a great L that English doesn't have it yet).
we sometimes use
3rd person from us usually refers to the past; Yous can use any 3rd person that comes to mind because wei're unlikely gonna even hear it anyway. neos are cool tho i personally don't like the feel of the nounself sets (their vowels oft aren't reduced enough) but who cares use em anyway. the prime directive is still to destroy the English language.
jegus christ i need someone to explain javascript to me. everything here has been shamelessly copied from the chumhandle generator and stackoverflow as would any good coder
1st person that yous might see/hear from us will be denoted with 1P.
sets are formatted nominative/accusative/genitive/optional dative.